How To Help The Tea Party

Yes, it's been quite the Tea Party season. We watched history made as humans sunk to new lows with rising amounts of violence, hatred, racism, and modestly clever adaptations of well-known political sayings. But the effort of useless repartee is beginning to take a toll and patriots are showing signs of fatigue. Even Rupert Murdoch and FOX has started going critical of the Tea Party. Could defection be on the horizon?No need to wait to find out. I've created a few new tools to use for deprogramming if (and when) the situation presents itself. Here's a few bumper stickers:

• Tea: Not Just For Classy People Anymore

• The Tea Party - Where Imaginary Friends Come to Life

If you sense doubt on their part about the truth of what they're saying, use these:

• Hey Tea Party - How's that whole Truth-ey Honest-y thing working out for ya?
  

• I'll take the Party of Know for $1,000, Alex

You can take the coy route.....

• Teabag Party: Want To Know What It REALLY Means?
  

• I Can See The Moon From Where I Stand. Please Don't Bend Over Again.

or go elitist....

• Silly Tea Party - Tax Cuts Are For the Middle Class

• For The First TIme in My Adult Life, I Am Ashamed of my Countrymen

but these last two can be used for just about anything. Put 'em on signs, bumper stickers, hats, or just tape 'em up on front of the outhouse:

• Tea Just Makes Me Need to Pee Really, REALLY Bad

and

• TP - No Matter How You Spin It, It's Still Just For Wiping Asses